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VERDECKT - THE MAGNIFICENT! Heaven has no brighter star


TAGS: verdeckt magic moderating
Rating: 4.5/5

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Reality Lord - September 27, 2011, 6:17 pm

....the girl...in crying game....whoa....serious issues developing here suddenly.....nooooooooooooooooo
jplace - September 27, 2011, 5:02 pm
Wow, took me a minute to figure it out. That was amsome.
Verdeckt - September 27, 2011, 2:05 am
.. next you'll tell me the girl in the Crying Game is a guy
CloudchaserS - September 27, 2011, 1:28 am
The real trick is that none of the cards in the second set match the cards in the first set.
Verdeckt - September 27, 2011, 1:05 am
I'll deal with you later... Hi-Yo!
ICEMAN - September 26, 2011, 10:29 pm
d***, he stole all of them. Just like those sneaky bastiche mods.
Reality Lord - September 26, 2011, 7:20 pm

what the.....


REVENGE - a dish best served as a giant sea dragon... that can fly




DAMMIT, JIM - I'm a doctor, not a magician! I can't pull a rabb-oh, wait. . .I guess I'm a magician, after all.




FLAILING - When sucking at life is your only option.


TAGS: fail pokemon magicarp water flap flail pokedex pikachu ash funny awesome
Rating: 2.56/5

More motifakes by Silvo

flail owns - March 29, 2009, 10:44 pm
dude i seen someone wipe a hole team of pokemons with FLAIL theres a video on youtube
Arpaleggia - January 9, 2009, 1:24 pm
At least when you flail you do SOMETHING with your life. Splash does nothing.


POKEMON VS. SAILOR MOON - There can be only one!


TAGS: anime manga pokemon sailor moon misty magical girls shoujo shojo
Rating: 1.91/5

More motifakes by jalford

Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 17, 2010, 3:11 pm
*does.. 1L.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 17, 2010, 3:11 pm
You need help....Jalford FTL........how doe that hammer feel?
awesomeman - May 17, 2010, 3:08 pm
sailor moon, cause she's h**ter.
Woodywood03a - August 29, 2009, 2:00 am
You are a ja****s man and this is over.
Lla - August 3, 2009, 7:55 am
Sailor Moon because Pokemon sucks a**.


HARRY POTTER: THE ANIME - Make it happen, Japan!


TAGS: anime manga harry potter hogwarts rowling otaku magical magic
Rating: 2.5/5

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xXxLadyVoldemortxXx - February 13, 2011, 8:19 pm
I quite think they should. It's a good idea, I mean, you can't get any worse than the movies, can you?
BriaHere - August 3, 2009, 6:01 pm
Definitely not, that would be the best way to ruin it.
... - August 3, 2009, 5:59 pm
No. Just no.


SUPER MARIO DEALER - I always knew those brothers were up to no good




MAGIC BEANS -




Magic -


TAGS: magic b**** witch women feminism
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

nobodyofdistinction - September 7, 2015, 3:53 pm
Wow. Why did it ** out screen s h o t? The profanity filters here are absolutely ***** with ***** and a **** in **** and they should go **** themselves with a ***** ***** **** ****** ** ** **** **** ******* and that's why the government kills people.
nobodyofdistinction - September 7, 2015, 3:51 pm
Am I supposed to know who she is? It would have been a better point if you had taken a particularly unflattering screensh** of Anita Sarkeesian.
mizzdizz - August 25, 2015, 1:36 am
WOOF!!!! I'm canine. I can't replace a monkey. Wrong species! LOL!
JesusWept - August 24, 2015, 3:58 pm
Try it on your computer ;) Thanks for the vote.
MissPriss - August 24, 2015, 3:37 pm
Jesus, you of all here should know...I've been practicing that for well over 5L decades.
MissPriss - August 24, 2015, 3:35 pm
Gone for a bit and look who they fill my position with...you bytch!
mizzdizz - August 22, 2015, 10:40 pm
LOL, JW!
JesusWept - August 22, 2015, 10:06 am
Thanks, oh Great One ;)
mizzdizz - August 22, 2015, 2:30 am
LOL!....and I am its Master! (eeeeevil laugh) 5 LOL lions!


EVIL OVERLORD -


TAGS: evil overlord murder mayhem minions magic
Rating: 2.19/5

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Elder God Douchebag - January 21, 2009, 5:02 pm
Of course I enjoy my work.
Khatmonsuk - January 21, 2009, 4:55 pm
The Mighty M's!


BIG BANG THEORY - It has been improved


TAGS: sparta magic the gathering big bang impove
Rating: 3.08/5

More motifakes by Florisb

mmmBingSoo - October 20, 2009, 2:20 am
sa.ssing god this censor is wth?
mmmBingSoo - October 20, 2009, 2:19 am
they can ban me then for mod sassing it aight
Bob D. Sailor - October 19, 2009, 9:17 pm
Can I get my 30 seconds that were wasted in my life back?
agdaniele - October 19, 2009, 8:32 pm
TL;DR (too lame; didn't read)
DreMagnum - October 19, 2009, 8:03 pm
dont we all
rerun - October 19, 2009, 8:02 pm

I spent about 10 seconds scrolling over this....I would like a refund.
DreMagnum - October 19, 2009, 7:37 pm
better not let the mods see this or you will be gone
mmmBingSoo - October 19, 2009, 7:34 pm
motifake mods need a revamp
agdaniele - October 19, 2009, 7:22 pm
Look what... etc. 1L
lulz - October 19, 2009, 1:44 pm
do these fags have nothing else better to do?


HELICOPTER PILOT -


TAGS: life time day work job last flight dream magic ecureuil rescue mountain giulio me italy quote
Rating: 2.88/5

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agdaniele - July 15, 2009, 10:05 pm
....or snooping in h** sunbathing chicks' back yards.


OBAMA CASTS HOPE -


TAGS: wizard magic
Rating: 2.19/5

More motifakes by motinet

jeffhardy25 - June 13, 2011, 6:08 pm
The power of the sun...in the palm of my hand
lunchmeat5000 - August 9, 2009, 1:00 pm
Spell failed: Not enough mana.
spencer - August 9, 2009, 10:42 am
lol


MAGIC WAND - It makes men disappear ...


TAGS: magic wand makes men disappear
Rating: 4.52/5

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MissPriss - May 1, 2012, 11:08 am
Bravo!


Practically Magic -




DAMMIT -


TAGS: pzy magic eye bird staring
Rating: 4.65/5

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Arvantillian - December 7, 2011, 10:24 am
5 slightly cross-eyed lions!
Reality Lord - December 5, 2011, 5:44 pm

it helps if you're really really stoned. ehem...i mean thats what they tell me anyways :)
gas - December 4, 2011, 11:57 pm
and the ones with ph**os were specially hard... what memories!


GOLDEN ARCHES - Within the fortress of the Golden Arches, even magic can not protect thee from the evil curse it casts.




any questions? -


TAGS: airplane its magic psa
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by Airman

steve1961 - April 8, 2014, 2:21 am
LOL I meant over not out LOL
steve1961 - April 8, 2014, 2:21 am
I'm afraid the joke boarded a plane and flew out his head, Priss ;-)
EmilioDumphque - April 7, 2014, 9:57 pm
(combustor)
EmilioDumphque - April 7, 2014, 8:33 pm
Substituting the obscure term "burn buckets" for the first "engine" reference, am I wrong, Airman?
Oldsod - April 7, 2014, 8:24 pm
In addition...might I point out that this description is far more elegant than the diagram of helicopters. They don't actually fly, you know. They're so ugly the Earth repels them. I read you 5X5L, Airman!
MissPriss - April 7, 2014, 8:16 pm
Emilio have you seen Airman's avatar? On paper he 5L knows what he's talking about...teehee.
EmilioDumphque - April 7, 2014, 7:21 pm
The airfoil creates a suction bubble above the wing, the continuous explosion pressure within the engine pushes the engine, and all it's attached to, forward.


EPIC FAILURE - YOU HAVE FAILED, MASSIVELY


TAGS: magic captain planet
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by OniRyuKyuu

... - March 4, 2009, 7:52 pm
Holy hell you have to be dense. Did you really think that magic like that is possible. Dumb a**.


MAGIC - The concept of lying turned into an art form.




HOW MANY...? -


TAGS: light bulb joke magician
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by gas

mariand - November 10, 2011, 6:44 am
LOL... 5 magicians are enough


THAT MAGICAL TIME - As only a child can see it.


TAGS: magic chimney
Rating: 4.63/5

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MissPriss - December 25, 2012, 11:50 am
Too cute!


WHILE I'M DOWN HERE... - As a Professional Astrologer, I See Uranus is in Retrograde




THE MAGIC MILE - One of the greatests feats in sports-history




OVERKILL - A mage's best friend.




RUB YOUR EYES -


TAGS: garyo ph**oshop magic turbo
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Greeny

carebear - March 3, 2012, 6:20 pm
(carebear BANNED)
GaryO - March 3, 2012, 5:52 pm
Naw, I know I can’t compete with the likes of Greeny….. But, if I had a hint of what that avatar is, I might have at least a fat chance in hell..
Reality Lord - March 3, 2012, 5:02 pm

oh ouch. payback might be fun gary :)
GaryO - March 3, 2012, 2:01 pm
N-I-C-E…. r-e-a-l nice Greeny. Ph**oshop, yeah right. Thankfully I only have one Sudoku outfit


TOYOHOOOOO! -


TAGS: august challenge opera sword and magic helmet
Rating: 3.48/5

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Sean - August 22, 2009, 1:34 pm
And by dreamt I meant on a recurring basis. Daydreams too. Especially those.
Sean - August 22, 2009, 1:45 am
Somehow you just know that LD dreamt this poster before he got around to making it.


ELVISH PROMENADE - When you see it you shit elves.


TAGS: magic elf
Rating: 1.77/5

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TheTrashHeap - February 24, 2010, 8:56 pm
I can see the copyright. ****brix posters are half-assed. Keebler Deck? WTF? Produces Elves? none of this makes sense.
Anonymous2 - February 24, 2010, 8:44 pm
Is this about the almost nip-slip or the fact it produces a ton of elves? This card would fit nice in my Keebler deck. Elves and other support stuff, no rares, so it's uncommonly good.
angryceltic - February 24, 2010, 3:07 pm
that one is very much a mtg nerd joke although i would rather **** wolves with my howl of the night-pack
GreyScorpion - February 24, 2010, 2:47 pm
I'm with Hasbunmb on this
Hasbunmb - February 24, 2010, 1:00 pm
?????


YOU BET YOUR LIFE -


TAGS: groucho and magic word duck
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by GaryO

concern3 - September 1, 2015, 9:31 am
He one of my all time favorites
GaryO - October 3, 2012, 9:37 pm
I can see it now….’Oh, a card…from a sweet little cute duck……GNAAAAAAH!!...MOTHER OF GOD!!!’
Sho - October 3, 2012, 8:48 pm
Yeah why not. They just need the right motivation. You know, when they are sleeping? People tend to remember well the things that happen in the middle of the night when it's dark. it's the least I can do for making a poster with me in it
GaryO - October 3, 2012, 8:43 pm
Would ya, Sho?...perhaps a card (and thank you)
Sho - October 3, 2012, 8:37 pm
They turned you down? Maybe I should have a word with them for you >=]. 5 and fav'd
GaryO - October 3, 2012, 9:13 am
Yeah, they turned me down…kept getting’ tripped up over the words…’Would you like a card for that, bag?’….oh, you don’t mean counter sales….(thank you Miss P)
MissPriss - October 2, 2012, 11:50 pm
My God Gary...you really should stop stalling and take that job at Hallmark Greetings! A 5L birthday card indeed teehee and happiest happy birthday julius!


Love -


TAGS: love magic illusion
Rating: 5/5

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Oldsod - December 25, 2013, 2:38 pm
Wisdom is spoken from Yodabunny.


where dreams come true -


TAGS: disney magic
Rating: 5/5

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Thedge - October 14, 2014, 12:35 pm
Went there, 29 years ago. Two slices of Woonder Bread and a smear of peanut b***er was $1.75. Can only imagine prices today!


TAH DAH -


TAGS: magic rerun
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Airman

rerun - November 12, 2012, 7:23 pm

well, more.
Airman - November 12, 2012, 5:59 pm
going to swell?
MissPriss - November 12, 2012, 3:09 pm
Airman you are going to have to be careful with the special attention for rerun. His head is going to swell.....nevermind. Loved it!


Fisrt Love -




DISNEY SWIRLED -


TAGS: cubby beginnings magical splash mountain
Rating: 4.78/5

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Airman - November 24, 2010, 2:37 pm
wonder where ROY is


Pencil? Pen? -




ILLUSIONS -


TAGS: love can sometimes be magic but magic can sometimes just be an illusion
Rating: 4.56/5

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Sho - March 12, 2012, 12:24 pm
It's all in the lip5
Airman - August 10, 2010, 4:33 pm
nice
Faceplant31 - August 10, 2010, 12:06 pm
Amsome rerun. 5L
Cubbybear - August 9, 2010, 10:58 pm
Perfect picture 5/5


GAME OVER -




ASKETH AGAIN LATER? - well that's real f*kng helpful


TAGS: magic 8 ball
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by Airman

agdaniele - July 12, 2010, 8:00 pm
All signs point to 5L
Faceplant31 - July 12, 2010, 4:05 pm
Brilliant!


MR. RIGHT - Somehow he always manages to turn into the Invisible Man when women are looking for him at the bar.




DO YOU BELIEVE? -




RERUN THE MAGNIFICENT -


TAGS: rerun magic
Rating: 4/5

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ICEMAN - July 25, 2011, 9:39 pm
The question comes to mind... What is she laying on??? Hmmmm???
rerun - July 25, 2011, 9:18 pm

yes.
BoneCD - July 25, 2011, 8:00 pm
Is that Amy rerun?
rerun - July 25, 2011, 7:19 pm

See? I told you I invented the new version of Planking.


AUNT ZELDA - She'll put a spell on you. If you're really lucky.




Magic -




WHAT MATTERS -


TAGS: what matters sean has a super magicial wand
Rating: 3/5

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aesop's folly - October 28, 2009, 8:17 pm
petrificus totalus
MO - August 16, 2009, 7:14 pm
Accio b***ons!!


FEAR OF FALLING - Is most clearly recognized in the moment.




THE MAGIC SCHOOLBUS - got some pretty expensive upgrades




COME ON OFFICER -


TAGS: the truth behind the magic kingdom
Rating: 2.47/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

dave - July 31, 2009, 11:20 pm
kate gosselin got tired of the tv life and became a cop.
BoneCD - May 29, 2009, 11:05 pm
agd....I think there is film at 11
agdaniele - May 29, 2009, 7:00 pm
Suspect in a recent questionable 7 course meal... possibly related to a missing-persons report.


Power -


TAGS: magic
Rating: 1.79/5
Johnny - November 12, 2008, 4:28 pm
I take it you are talking about Stargate SG-1. If so you are correct.
Max - June 15, 2008, 6:57 pm
And yet, the show the picture is from is f***ing awesome.
hablah - May 11, 2008, 8:27 pm
wow this is pretty lame


FORUMS - A world of peace, and love too


TAGS: forums rage peace and love magicspeed
Rating: 1.45/5


MAGIC EYE - i could never see it either


TAGS: magic eye
Rating: 1.36/5
jack - July 2, 2009, 2:57 am
mall rats for the win
John - May 24, 2009, 7:56 am
When will i ever get to see the sailboat!?!?!?!
Joe - April 5, 2009, 7:16 am
Yep, it say's "EYE STRAIN".
Derek - January 11, 2009, 6:46 pm
It Says "EYE STRAIN"
nate - January 3, 2009, 11:37 am
There is no easter bunny
Nobody - October 24, 2008, 11:45 pm
Why can't I see the godd*** sailboat?!?!?!
Cubbybear - October 1, 2008, 12:53 pm
OMG! Bin Laden
Kung-Fu Devil - October 1, 2008, 6:35 am
I got it, ty.
jj - October 1, 2008, 1:57 am
Too much masturbation - the reason you cant see it
sdfh - October 1, 2008, 1:42 am
its says "eye strain"
ty - August 5, 2008, 11:43 pm
its a schooner. If you don't get the reference go f*** your self.
Wee - August 2, 2008, 5:26 am
OMG I can see teh fyoochur!
wii - August 1, 2008, 1:56 am
it says "eye strain"


secret source -




StumbleUpon -


TAGS: magic feeling motifake poster web internet browse surf
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

mizzdizz - March 27, 2016, 10:52 am
My evil demon child made its international debut on Pinterest. It will now haunt me into eternity and beyond! Its so cute, I want to KILL it! I made it as an inside joke for da' hubs--- it was waaaaay disgustingly cute! LOL! My evil plot backfired!!! LOL!
JesusWept - March 27, 2016, 10:23 am
Well it hasn't happened to me. Never seen one of mine :(
mizzdizz - March 27, 2016, 9:38 am
Its still making the rounds. Its one of my really stupid posters with major cuteness factor. LOL!!!! Its so cute, I want to slap myself just to watch me cry, every time I see it! made it 2 yrs ago, next month! Saw it about a week ago---Its ALIVE! AAAHHHH!
concern3 - March 27, 2016, 2:43 am
an amen and a UP yours


Never -


TAGS: wizzzard i got better magic
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by theyuk

mizzdizz - May 15, 2015, 1:41 am
LOL! Words of wisdom!!! Choked on coffee, need refill after spillage!! 5 ROTFL lions!!


GOOD THINGS COME IN SMALL PACKAGES -


TAGS: magic blueberries
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

CloudchaserS - March 26, 2016, 10:38 am
Just as long as they don't make me go savage (get the reference?)
lgvernon - March 25, 2016, 9:25 am

Error?? Hmmm. I just had a bowl full. I'd go take a nap, but it's a beYOUTEEFUL day. La la lalalalaLAAA.
mizzdizz - March 25, 2016, 9:11 am
Ummmm, IgV? Where can I get these? HAHAHAHA! I luv labeling errors. Some of them are truly choice! Thanks for sharing this 1! ^!!!!!
concern3 - March 25, 2016, 4:42 am
If you cannot do great things, do small things in a great way. excellent, UP yours
lgvernon - March 25, 2016, 12:20 am

I dunno. I just ordered a metric ton.
Silverheart - March 24, 2016, 11:33 pm

They're. Auto correct strikes again!
Silverheart - March 24, 2016, 11:32 pm

If their orgasmic, then why are my berries blue?


Evil Magican 2 -


TAGS: evil glof course design magic
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - June 16, 2016, 9:55 am
Welcome to Motifake!


Evil Wizard 1 -




go see a magician -




Evil Magician 2 -




THE MAGIC OF TELEVISION -




Not Feelin Well -


TAGS: black magic caribbean voodoo
Rating: 4.25/5

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GaryO - November 4, 2014, 8:53 am
It's always nice when she keeps a light on for ya


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